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Uh, are you sure this is it?

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Yeah, like, tell us.

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It just... just really strikes me as a
superhero house.

4
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Right. As opposed to that roach
-infested dump that you and Firecrowge

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Dude, can you not... Yeah, this is
definitely the place.

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Yeah.

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Now let's go get her, Tiger.

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Come on.

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Hey Monica, or should I call you Photon?

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Yeah, I'm not falling for that one. I
thought Captain Marvel would reflect.

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Oh, that's so good.

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Actually, I go by Spectrum now.

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Spectrum? You think you could get me a
discount on my internet?

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Whoa.

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Hey, you might want to be nice to her.

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She's the one that can actually help
you.

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Bitch! I'm not helping you two
motherfuckers do shit.

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I'm going on a sabbatical. A sabbatical?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Look, just hear us out. It's for a
really good cause.

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Pretty, pretty please?

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With a cherry on top?

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Yeah.

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Great, Annie.

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You gotta be shitting me.

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I have no way of fucking knowing.

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I mean, to be perfectly honest, she was
on fire. I mean, she went ballistic when

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I said, no more.

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Wade. Sorry, I know.

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Love her.

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Seriously, what are you, like 16?

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You know, 16 was a very hard age for me.

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My hormones were raging, my body was
blossoming.

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I felt trapped, like a hyena in heat,
unable to release these lusty thoughts

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that constantly threatened to erupt from
within myself.

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At night, I wake up with the sheets
soaking wet and a freight train running

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through the middle of my head.

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When I was 16, I had acne and played the
accordion in the marching band.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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So let me get this straight.

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You guys want to go back in time before
this fool intercourses with your

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girlfriend? She's actually my fiancée.

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Aw, that's cute.

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Didn't come to the wedding.

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Well,

47
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I'm afraid time travel is just out of
the scope of my power.

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I can't do it.

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But I know someone who can.

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You better have a good fucking reason
for calling me here.

51
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Well, it's kind of like a charity case.

52
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What?

53
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Sugar tits!

54
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Oh, fuck.

55
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Well, hello, Steven.

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By the wondrous wands of Watoom, Carol.

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Have you gone mad?

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I have a doorbell.

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And a front door for crying out loud.

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Well, you know me. I like to make an
entrance.

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Okay, that was like totally dope.

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Actually, I think you missed.

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Tiny little spot there right in the
corner.

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But yeah, yeah.

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Totally dope.

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Boys?

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Meet Dr. Stephen Strange.

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Wait. You're the Steve Strange?

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Like from Visage?

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of the Tread Dormammu, no.

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I'm a world -renowned neurosurgeon
turned Sorcerer Supreme and Master of

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Mystic Arts. Wait, you're a surgeon?

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Do you know how to treat a natal
prolapse?

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What are you doing?

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I'm just trying to help Underoos back
here.

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He needs to go back in time and fix
something bad.

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Carol, you of all people know there are
consequences to messing with time.

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They can go terribly wrong.

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I know, I know.

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But this is a situation of like life or
death.

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Who died?

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Nobody.

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He just needs to go back in time and
unfuck his girlfriend.

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Are you serious?

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Dead serious.

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Come on, Steven.

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That's a little spell.

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Be a good boy.

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Now call upon me any of the 12 moons of
Moon of War.

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12 moons?

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Serious?

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How about 13?

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Stop tampering with the spell!

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Sorry.

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Get out of the doodle.

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You take it now, a noodle.

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Jesus, were you 12?

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No, actually, I'm 18.

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And I can vent.

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Stop!

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Did it work?

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I... I don't know.

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But he could be in any one of 14 ,605
,000 realities.

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Hey, uh, Doc?

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Shouldn't you have sent me back, too?

106
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You kind of cut it back to undo
something I did.

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I know you're like a wizard and all, but
it really just doesn't make it.

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Thank you.

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So, Carol, tell me why you're really
here.

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What do you mean?

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I just wanted to...

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You wanted to turn back time. You could
have just flown around the world

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backwards at FTL speed like you did in
Captain Marvel XXX.

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Yeah, that is true.

115
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But you can only pull the same bullshit
off so many times until people start to

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realize it just doesn't make any
scientific sense.

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Well said.

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And if I'm being absolutely honest, I
just wanted an

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excuse to come see you.

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affected as much.

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Ever since our night at the bar, I just
haven't been able to stop thinking about

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you.

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I thought you said that that night was
the mistake.

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What can I say?

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You've got the magic touch.

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Are you going to lose this cape or keep
it on the whole time?

127
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Maybe you can levitate for me.

128
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No, I can tell it to go.

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Maybe you should.

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It can almost be like the night at the
bar.

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It's marvelous.

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It just doesn't make it comfortable in
your library here.

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Bye -bye.

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What is that?

135
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I'm going to

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use your library.

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I don't like that. I don't like that.

138
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,320
Yeah.

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that you meant.

140
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Do you want to put your cock back in
there?

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Yes.

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Yes. Yes.

143
00:33:55,959 --> 00:33:57,360
Yes.

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00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:28,840
Thanks, Steven.

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00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,360
Thank you.

146
00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:33,900
It's as good as before.

147
00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:41,540
Still tastes good.